I'm going to settle the Big Bang Theory right now. In fact, I'm gonna' blow it completely out of the water...
"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it." -John 1:1-5
a. Jesus was before any "bang". He IS the bang!! Somebody get me a t-shirt!
b. If "it" was made ...He made it. No one, no thing, no event ....made Him.
c. "Life" stemmed from Him, as a result of Him.
d. Dark did not come first. Light shone in the darkness. Darkness did not, has not, and will not overcome the Light
e. Case closed
Inconclusive! ...you say?? That's totally up to you. Maybe we've totally mis-undestood the evolutionist. Maybe he has simply mistaken "Jesus" for "Big Bang". No doubt ....He has rocked a world.